Wilena's Witty Writings
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
  English is a crazy language
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth?

One goose, two geese. So I guess it should be one moose, 2 meese.

If teachers taught, why doesn't preachers praught?

You recite at a play but play at a recital.

Ship by truck and send cargo by ship.

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same.

English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.

"Keep your words sweet...You never know when you'll have to eat them"
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
Advice from my dad

My dad never had an education, he could not read or write but he was wiser beyound words. Some of the things he came up with were amazing.

One was when we were teenagers his advice was this...................Watch who you associate with..........choose your friends wisely. An example he gave us was, take a bushel of apples and let there be one rotten one in the basket and before long they are all rotten.......but take that same basket of rotten apples and put a good one in it and it never works to make them good again. Also he would say if you find your friends doing things that are against your morals get out fast before it overtakes you. I always told my children this and also that they only had one reputation and they were the only one that could keep it clean.

"An apple never falls far from the tree"

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