Wilena's Witty Writings
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
  English is a crazy language
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth?

One goose, two geese. So I guess it should be one moose, 2 meese.

If teachers taught, why doesn't preachers praught?

You recite at a play but play at a recital.

Ship by truck and send cargo by ship.

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same.

English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.

"Keep your words sweet...You never know when you'll have to eat them"

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