English is a crazy language
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple.
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth?
One goose, two geese. So I guess it should be one moose, 2 meese.
If teachers taught, why doesn't preachers praught?
You recite at a play but play at a recital.
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship.
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same.
English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.
"Keep your words sweet...You never know when you'll have to eat them"
